Some sensible people have promoted International Tell Your Crush Day. Basically, the idea is to have a day where everyone reveals their secret crushes to the people they have crushes on. Here's a description from the source itself:
ITCYD was hatched out of a simple and honest desire to see more people be open and honest about the world around them. Specifically, the people part of that world. Everyone, even curmudgeons who will claim otherwise, get crushes on people. And, yes, everyone gets crushed on at different times. Wouldn’t it be rad to be able to tell people you had sparklies for that you had sparklies for them? Wouldn’t it be super-amazing if people would do the same for you?
….for those of you keeping score at home, the correct answer is “YES!”
Some of you, who don't know me well yet, will have a wrong idea of why this makes me feel incredibly sad, anxious, and scared. Here are some things I am not worried about:
- That I will be the object of an unwanted or inconvenient crush.
- That someone I have a crush on will not reciprocate my feelings.
- That I would face some sort of adverse social consequences for telling someone I have a crush on them
- That I'm not allowed to play this game because I have a girlfriend
- That I am allowed to play this game (for many reasons including the ones the ITYCD website lists) but people think I'm not
- That I don't know how to tell people how I feel about them
None of these things is distressing to me. Here's why ITYCD makes me want to go into a dark room and curl up into a ball and hide:
I Don't Know What a Crush Is
I know what subjective experiences correspond to some emotion-words. Happiness. Sadness. Anger. Fear. But there's nothing that seems to map neatly onto the feeling of "crush." (I also have this problem with this description of romantic love.)
Here are some days I'd know how to observe - and would know how to manage the risks of:
- Tell Someone You Enjoy Their Conversation or Company Day
- Tell Someone You Admire One Of Their Character Traits Day
- Tell Someone They Are Nice to Look At Day
- Tell Someone They Are So Beautiful It Literally Hurts To Look At Pictures Of Them Day
- Tell Someone You Feel Comfortable And Safe Around Them Day
- Tell Someone They Turn You On Day
- Tell Someone You Feel Like They Understand You Day
- Tell Someone If They Ever Truly Needed Your Help You Would Want To Drop Everything To Take Care Of Them Day
I ran these by a friend and she confirmed that for each of these she immediately had a picture in her mind of who she'd be able to truthfully tell it to. But I'm not sure what combination of these add up to "crush" in the relevant sense. ITYCD defines a crush in this way:
[F]or the purposes of ITYCD, a crush is simply a spontaneous (or premeditated, we’re not picky) acknowledgement of the beauty all around us.
I have asked a few people what they mean when they say they have a crush on someone. Every single one of them has a definition that is much, much more specific than this - and they wildly disagree. If I think someone is nice to look at and you admire one of their character traits, but they don't turn you on and you don't feel like they understand you, do you have a "crush" on them for the purposes of ITYCD? Do you have to tell them?
ITYCD's advice to people who don't recognize any of their feelings as "crushes" is:
Sometimes it’s hard to spot them, if you haven’t been thinking about them for a while. Don’t force a crush just to be able to tell someone you have a crush on them, but we bet if you think about it a bit more, you’ll remember that cute barista who works downtown, or that bike mechanic who fixed up your ride for you.
First of all, it is not obviously okay to make sexual advances to people who are paid to serve you. And I do get the strong sense - as much as the ITYCD website dances around it with words like "sparklies" - that "crush" is supposed to involve sexual attraction.
ITYCD generously implies that if I'm reasonable and a capable adult, I couldn't possibly need any guidance on this, I'd already know what to do:
Q: Are there people I shouldn’t tell?
A: Unfortunately, probably. The basic rule is: be reasonable! Don’t tell someone you’ve got a crush on them if it means risking your job/marriage/Packers tickets/membership in the Rick Astley fan club… unless of course that’s what you want to do. ISAC recommends caution when telling, among others, your boss, your employees, your professors, your students, or anyone who you’ve got some level of administrative power over or subordination to. But since you’re a capable adult, you get to make the call.
Wow. Such guidance. Very specific. Don't do it... unless you want to. Isn't that what we do on literally every other day of the year? I thought this day was supposed to be different.
Second of all, if I guess, then I may be operating under a different definition of the word "crush" than the other person. That's how this kind of you-know-it-when-you-see-it-ism leads to the next two problems.
If I'm just guessing whether my feelings about someone count as a "crush," and I incorrectly guess that I do, then I may be accidentally saying I have much, much stronger (or just different) feelings than I do. At best I'd be leading them on in some way, which is wrong - but also, if their definition of "crush" is narrower than mine, my calibration for when it's appropriate to say something will be off and I could make someone seriously uncomfortable or even scared.
If I'm expected to tell all the people I have crushes on, then if someone's definition of "crush" is wider than mine, I may accidentally give them misleading evidence that I don't like them, and make them feel bad.
Do You Have To Remind Me That I Am A Defective Human Being?
OK, so there's this word, and everybody (except me) knows what it means. You won't tell me what it is, I've just got to pretend. If I have normal feelings, then I have obviously experienced what you're talking about, and anyone else who reports not to is a lying curmudgeon in denial. And I have to use it to figure out whether to have an emotionally loaded conversation with strong feelings. And now that there's a special day for it, not having that conversation on this day will provide the people who know about it, many of whom I care deeply about in many ways, with strong subjective evidence that I don't care about or like them.
That's why I'm not celebrating International Tell Your Crush Day. Please don't assume I don't care about you, like you, or whatever it is you think "crush" means, just because I haven't told you today.
Some People Are Doing It Right
That said, I don't actually think ITYCD is necessarily terrible for all people. If you need a Schelling point to tell people nice things, go ahead and take it. But I wish that it didn't have to involve a loaded term like "crush," and the chipper "this is nice and easy and obvious and nothing will go wrong - unless you're stupid" tone.
I have at least one friend who is using this as a more generalized opportunity to tell a bunch of people specific nice things. She's not letting the word "crush" speak for her - she's specifying which exact feelings she means to express. She also wrote me a note saying that I'm her favorite person she's not crushing on. And that made my day.
To a first approximation, I think "crush" means fairly simply a feeling that it would be pleasant to be in a romantic-type relationship with someone. (Not necessarily that you *want* to or think it would be *advisable* to be in a relationship with them—just that, if you were, it would be nice.) Different people can have different standards for how *high* the threshold of "pleasantness" must be for something to count as a crush; but in general the level of *confidence* in that impression doesn't have to be very high. (This is why it's possible to have a crush on someone you don't know well.)
The one thing I remember most from my "What Universal Human Experience Are You Missing?" post was that everyone experiences romantic attraction in really different ways.
If you don't find it immediately obvious what a crush is, you probably don't experience crushes. That's fine. I wouldn't worry about it too much, lest you end up like someone who doesn't have a sense of smell trying to figure out which of the other four senses "smell" is a coded reference to. You're missing a lot of nonsense that you're probably better without. And since ITYCD hasn't really caught on, no one will blame you for not mentioning it.
In that case, "Tell Your Crush Day" would be a holiday for other people, like Super Bowl Day for people who can't figure out why football would be interesting,
Yeah, I don't actually think the concept is wrong and bad, it's really the website I hate, not the idea.
I don't think it would have made me feel bad at all if it had been pitched as "hey, this is a condition some people have, we often keep it a secret because we're afraid to share it, but let's take this day to share our positive feelings with the people we feel them about," instead of "this is a universal human feeling and anyone who says they don't share it is a curmudgeon and a liar."
The thing is, though, I'm actually not at all sure this is a thing I don't experience. I'm missing a lot of emotion-words (and am in the process of filling them in), so "I don't know what this feeling means" doesn't reliably mean I don't have it, and "I don't know what this feeling is called" doesn't reliably mean other people don't.
As sometimes described, "crush" seems close enough to things I have experienced and never heard another word for that it seems likely they're the same thing. Other times, it's described as totally different in ways that suggest to me that people aren't describing a single feeling at all, but an attitude or anticipation.
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